The court has reviewed the record.
The People v. The Pen Pal
THE CHARGE
Breadcrumbing in the First Degree
THE CASE
Three weeks of daily good-morning texts have produced zero actual dates and a fresh excuse every Friday.
THE EVIDENCE
EXHIBIT A
“Three weeks of daily good-morning texts have produced zero actual dates and a fresh excuse every Friday.”
QUESTION BEFORE THE COURT
Is he interested or wasting my time?
THE COURT’S RULING
GUILTY
82/100
CHAOS
CHAOS
The conduct on the record supports the charge.
THE SENTENCE
Make one clear request, then let the follow-through deliver the final answer.
“The behavior gets the deciding vote.”
YOUR TURN, JUROR
WHAT SAY YOU?
Results appear after you vote.