The court has reviewed the record.
The People v. The Meme Apology
THE CHARGE
Failure to Apologize with Intent
THE CASE
After reopening an old wound, an ex sent a meme about being bad at feelings instead of acknowledging what happened.
THE EVIDENCE
EXHIBIT A
“After reopening an old wound, an ex sent a meme about being bad at feelings instead of acknowledging what happened.”
QUESTION BEFORE THE COURT
Does that count as an apology?
THE COURT’S RULING
GUILTY
79/100
CHAOS
CHAOS
The conduct on the record supports the charge.
THE SENTENCE
Make one clear request, then let the follow-through deliver the final answer.
“The behavior gets the deciding vote.”
YOUR TURN, JUROR
WHAT SAY YOU?
Results appear after you vote.