The court has reviewed the record.
The People v. The Surprise Plus-One
THE CHARGE
Conspiracy to Third-Wheel an Anniversary
THE CASE
An anniversary trip for two became a trip for three after one spouse invited their mother without asking.
THE EVIDENCE
EXHIBIT A
“An anniversary trip for two became a trip for three after one spouse invited their mother without asking.”
QUESTION BEFORE THE COURT
Can I ask her not to come?
THE COURT’S RULING
GUILTY
91/100
CHAOS
CHAOS
The conduct on the record supports the charge.
THE SENTENCE
Make one clear request, then let the follow-through deliver the final answer.
“The behavior gets the deciding vote.”
YOUR TURN, JUROR