The court has reviewed the record.
The People v. The Screenshot
THE CHARGE
Distribution of Confidential Tea
THE CASE
A private message was dropped into another group chat for laughs, with the sender’s name still visible.
THE EVIDENCE
EXHIBIT A
“A private message was dropped into another group chat for laughs, with the sender’s name still visible.”
QUESTION BEFORE THE COURT
Is this friendship-ending?
THE COURT’S RULING
GUILTY
94/100
CHAOS
CHAOS
The conduct on the record supports the charge.
THE SENTENCE
Make one clear request, then let the follow-through deliver the final answer.
“The behavior gets the deciding vote.”
YOUR TURN, JUROR