The court has reviewed the record.
The People v. The Empty Tank
THE CHARGE
Vehicular Hospitality Abuse
THE CASE
A friend borrowed a car for the weekend and returned it with six miles of gas and three fast-food bags.
THE EVIDENCE
EXHIBIT A
“A friend borrowed a car for the weekend and returned it with six miles of gas and three fast-food bags.”
QUESTION BEFORE THE COURT
Is asking for gas money petty?
THE COURT’S RULING
GUILTY
64/100
CHAOS
CHAOS
The conduct on the record supports the charge.
THE SENTENCE
Make one clear request, then let the follow-through deliver the final answer.
“The behavior gets the deciding vote.”
YOUR TURN, JUROR