The court has reviewed the record.
The People v. The Desk Plant
THE CHARGE
Unauthorized Botanical Relocation
THE CASE
A coworker moved someone else’s desk plant across the office because it “looked better near the window.”
THE EVIDENCE
EXHIBIT A
“A coworker moved someone else’s desk plant across the office because it “looked better near the window.””
QUESTION BEFORE THE COURT
Is moving it back unnecessarily petty?
THE COURT’S RULING
GUILTY
39/100
CHAOS
CHAOS
The conduct on the record supports the charge.
THE SENTENCE
Make one clear request, then let the follow-through deliver the final answer.
“The behavior gets the deciding vote.”
YOUR TURN, JUROR
WHAT SAY YOU?
Results appear after you vote.