The court has reviewed the record.
The People v. The Soft Launch
THE CHARGE
Felony Ambiguous Posting
THE CASE
After four dates, one person posted two coffee cups, a mystery sleeve, and a heart—then denied soft-launching anything.
THE EVIDENCE
EXHIBIT A
“After four dates, one person posted two coffee cups, a mystery sleeve, and a heart—then denied soft-launching anything.”
QUESTION BEFORE THE COURT
Is this a relationship announcement or just a photo?
THE COURT’S RULING
CASE DISMISSED
44/100
CHAOS
CHAOS
The record is too mixed for a clean conviction.
THE SENTENCE
Gather one more concrete fact before making the call.
“The behavior gets the deciding vote.”
YOUR TURN, JUROR
WHAT SAY YOU?
Results appear after you vote.